merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

mandopony:

arewefadingout:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

IT’S BACK.

teafortrouble:

aranea-serket:

mufalda:

Karkat’s insults are pure shakespearean poetry.

and people still like sticking with Fuckass.

To everyone who’s ever given me shit for being too oblique with my Karkat language.

arandadill:

Hi!

portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby

the-fandoms-are-cool:

guns-n-cardigans:

ill-be-fine-love:

gayreyna:

things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

Gaaaaaay.”

"Does that movie have hot lesbians"

(Source: schliber)

tags: erisol +

(Source: videohall)

tags: jfc +

lightingupthereef:

Sollux does that just to piss him off

tags: erisol +

wicked-mint-leaves:

im going to cry

everyone put this shitty thing on their blogs, we must celebrate 

tags: upd8 +

twofingerswhiskey:

other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks

image

and then there’s canada

(Source: twospookywhiskey)

pdlcomics:

Talking Smack

» Honey, can you take out the _________?

Garbage: okay whatever

Recycling: fine

Compost: FUCKING HELL NO GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME

tags: caps lock + garbage + text +

problackgirl:

being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

mochakimono:

[Pan version]

[Queer version] [Gay version]

[Ace version] [Demi version]

candypinkcocks:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

amithereal:

grimbark-entity:

horatioandalice:

birdsbirds:

deviantbirds:

What is going on here??

birds
birds is what is going on

WIGGLY OWLS

[OWL INTENSIFIES]

WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE

I found it.

THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I IMAGINED

(Source: ForGIFs.com)